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Nevertheless, it’s easy to feel embarrassed when grabbing a tampon from your bag and bringing it to the bathroom. So here are 5 tips on how to be more stealthy when transporting your feminine products.
Have a friend place the product in a rolled up brown paper bag and drop it off at a previously communicated bathroom location to do the transfer. Make sure you wear big sunglasses, an oversized trench coat, and a scarf around your head so you are not recognizable. No one will assume the absurdity of you getting a tampon. Instead they will think it is a simple drug deal – a lot less sketchy.
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In order to divert the attention of fellow onlookers from your feminine needs, create a distraction so dramatic that no one will even notice you bring a tampon to the bathroom. Because everyone usually notices. And everyone usually cares. Because periods are gross and abnormal.
Schedule a time for a friend to meet you mid-way to the restroom so that you can secretly do a hand-off in the form of an ordinary handshake. Make sure you get a friend with large hands so that the tampon is completely covered by their fingers and none of it is exposed to the common eye.
Pretend your tampon is a wand. Channel your inner Hermione and cast a spell on anyone who dares to look at you.
Blatantly carry your tampon in your hand to the bathroom because this is 2017 and if a guy can’t handle seeing you carrying a tampon then he’s irrelevant anyway. Make sure you throw a couple at him on your way out for good measure.