Donald Trump reportedly has paid Russian prostitutes to perform “golden showers” on him during his stay at Moscow’s Ritz Carlton Hotel.
Early Tuesday afternoon, Buzzfeed reported Donald Trump was presented with a two-page synopsis that allegedly claimed Russia has “compromising personal and financial information about” the president elect. The synopsis comes from a 35-page report that was compiled by a former British intelligence operative who has been considered “credible” by multiple intelligence sources. Additionally, according to the news outlet, the documents were further based on information from Russian sources.
If true, the “compromising personal and financial information” Russia claims to have is severely damaging to President-elect Donald Trump. According to the report, Donald Trump has paid Russian prostitutes to perform “golden showers” on him during his stay at Moscow’s Ritz Carlton Hotel and further suggests that the Russian government “has been cultivating, supporting and assisting TRUMP for at least 5 years,” while at the same time collecting damaging information about his finances and personal life, including “perverted sexual acts.”
Of course, staying true to his ways, Donald Trump has take to Twitter to comment on the recent claims, saying in all-caps: “FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!”
FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
As can be expected, Twitter wasn’t going to let this recent development slide, with many, including Cards Against Humanity, taking the opportunity to take a jab at the developing events.
Thank you god. pic.twitter.com/XaRcRwNT0B
— CardsAgainstHumanity (@CAH) January 11, 2017