I’ll bet you my soul that my lips are softer and tastier than yours.
Why so confident? Hint: it’s not even because I don’t have a soul or turned into Kylie Jenner last night. It’s all because I discovered the dopest lip balm this side of the afterlife. I have no idea what you do with those dirty lips of yours, but I do know they won’t be chapped…that is if you’re using Rebels Refinery’s ‘Capital Vices Skull Lip Balm’ of course!
From the get-go this product’s packaging is fucking adorable. Skulls? Vices? Lip balm? SOLD! I’d be totally lying if I said I bought this balm for any reason other than the fact it was so goddamn cute and I love anything with a skull on it. The product’s resemblance of the EOS lip balm egg (but skull shaped) had my expectations low. Anyone who tells you they just love EOS lip balm really means they just love off-beat packaging (or eggs) and can tolerate putting waxy smelling wax masquerading as chapstick on their faces.
Holy hell, were my expectations wrong. Rebels Refinery has made a product that is just as swag looking as it tastes, smells, feels, and functions! For only $10, this balm has done more for my lips than years and hundreds of dollars of Fresh Sugar lip balms. Throw your old lip balms in the trash and treat yourself, your lips, and your lovers to some Capital Vices.
Unlike most things in this world, the more you know about this product the better it gets. Like I’m not even done hyping the packaging yet-seriously! You can pick from three skull colors: red, black, pink, or just bite the bullet and get them all. My personal favorite detail is that the bottom of the balm is engraved with the Hamlet quote “Be all my sins remember’d.” Oh Ophelia! Pray for us all! Sinners jah feel. Can anyone save my soul? My middle school English teacher is totally proud of me right now!
Packaging aside, it’s what’s inside that counts. Unscrew that skull and there’s a dollop of silky smooth lip balm where a brain should be, and let’s be real balm > brains any day. The Capital Vices Skull collection comes in “natural” aka no flavor (if you’re boring AF), mint, and passionfruit. I have a pink passionfruit skull and it smells/tastes like the chapstick flavor love child of Chanel’s Chance EAU FRAÎCHE and a cherry Blow Pop. So basically it’s delicious.
Function meets design with the Capital Vices Collection Skull Lip Balm. The highest quality coconut and sweet almond oils moisten, nourish and protect while Vitamin E provides essential antioxidants. Did we mention it’s unisex?
Coconut and almond oils? Basic bitches do you die? I bet you LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW! Can’t even resist buying your newest vice that is! Hit your local LF Store to buy a balm of your own (bonus it’s LF’s semi-annual 60% off sale right now-$4 for the best balm ever?!?!) or pre-order one online here!
Stay sinning…just with softer lips! Rebels Refinery’s ‘Capital Vices Skull Lip Balm’ will keep you looking rad and being bad all the way to hell and back! Stay rebellious babes!