Oakland Raiders linebacker Aldon Smith live streamed himself smoking a blunt and now will have to put up with whatever suspension the NFL hands him.
Oakland Raiders Linebacker Aldon Smith likes to get high. In fact, Smith likes to get high so much that he live streamed his blunt sesh for the world to see. In a world where everyone over the age of 13 seems to smoke pot this doesn’t sound like a huge deal. However, Smith does play for the NFL which for some reason hates on weed more than your middle school health teacher did. They kicked wide receiver Josh Gordon out of the league “indefinitely” for failing an alcohol test then failing a weed test. Check out the video below.
Easily the best part of the video is Smith telling his girlfriend, “They don’t know it’s me. It’s not like I put ‘Aldon Smith’…” Yeah dude, no one will ever know it’s you. Because the people who run the NFL don’t understand that zero people give a shit if you smoke weed in 2016, they’ll launch an investigation like they just caught the guy pushing heroin at a youth summer camp. After they investigate this hilarious video they’ll put together a team of suits to find out what rules Smith violated so they can fine him some ungodly amount of money. Meanwhile, Johnny Manziel is seen blowing coke almost everyday while telling the NFL that he’s going to be sober.
I don’t know what Aldon Smith’s suspension will be. What I do know is that the guys is a damn idiot. Smoke weed at your house all you want and no one will bother you. Live stream it for the people who sign your million dollar checks to see and you might have a problem. Also, you might have a problem if you say you’re name in the video. Let’s hope the NFL doesn’t shit their pants because the last thing we want to see is another suspension for smoking a blunt while other players are getting away with far worse crimes.
Good try, not me
— Aldon Smith (@AldonSmith) July 25, 2016